fixed up look sharp!

I remember when I was young it was all about having the most gears on your bike. I think my 'Trek 830' had 18, but I knew kids who had 24. Nowadays it seems it's the reverse and all the cool kids only have 1 gear. Oh well.

I still think about you

vilnius

Last week I had a relaxin' time in Vilnius, Lithuania...

...just chilling by the river. You might be thinking this is out in the country side, but this the river that runs through the capital and I'm just next to one of the main bridges in the city. Try getting a pic like this of the Thames in the middle of London!



Across the road from this old house is a new building comprising of high end fashion shops, elite apartments and a pacha night club. Stupidly I didnt take the photo to prove it.



Drunk kids all wearing RUN DMC t-shirts and listening to a boom box. Good look.



Barry was quick to open a new bar in town!



Crazy suburban tranformers style architecture...



Aesthetic railways...



Probably the coolest kid in town...



Bloody art students are everywhere :)



Mark and I pushing the buttons in the studio. Obviously I'm taking it very seriously.



I seem to have a few pics of girls kissing each other from Vilnius, and it's not like I ever said 'kiss each other'. It must be the in thing.

On the way home. I love being above the clouds, makes me think deeply about everything when I go flying. It's a good time for reflection and appreciation... For others though it's just about getting pissed on Gin & Tonics and flirting with the air hostesses, actually that's pretty much what I do really.

Big up LT and Vilnius inhabitants!! Be back soon.

leg art

"Mysterious Al is an artist born in London in 1979. Mysterious Al was one of the first of a new generation of graffiti artists known as 'leg artists' who apply their work in pub spaces on drunk people through medium such as glitter glue, beer and marker drawings..."

exhibition/party

So, I just had an exhibition of some of my photographs from my travels in Asia. This was held at 'WOO' in Vilnius, Lithuania, which is a very nice bar/restaurant/club/exhibition space...

No exhibition is complete without a party, and seeing as this is also a club, we had a proper party! Big speakers, extra subs, crazy drinks, insane girls, Dubstep, trumpets . . . it went off big.

partyyy

Barry Parrot was there. Who let him in??

toot!toot!

hot girls!

Barry getting down to some serious Dubstep courtesy of Nightjar (only 16 years old and already smacking it on the decks!!)


Yes, here I am, completely wasted at 6am and still ploughing on. No more free bars for me please I'm getting old!

Many many thanks for that night to Mark SPLINTER, Nightjar, Genys, Goro, Emylis, Gerda, all WOO staff and all you crazy cats and bunnys that made it down that night!

More pics of the night over at dubstep.lt

tunnelz

Have arrived in Vilnius, Lithuania where I was taken to a mysterious building and led into a basement of dark tunnels...





Finally I found myself in a room where a man who only spoke in strange sounds proceeded to interrogate me.


Hopefully tomorrow I can get outside.

ホシノヷアキ

Finally I've managed to meet one of Japan's hottest girl idol's - Aki Hoshino! Oh ok, I haven't, but thanks to my boys at KIKS TYO I now have a very small plastic version of her...

Aww, don't she look sweet, even in miniature molded plastic form. Hold on, wait a minute . . . what's this . . .? Wha-hey!! She's wearing the classic white panties! Haha, nice touch boys!! I bet that was Hiroki's idea, you naughty boy.


5 minutes later . . .


EAT YOUR HEART OUT YONE!! :)

chef metal

New chef jeff on its way soon.

last night . . .

I went to the closing party for some nike dunk photo/graphics exhibition. I don't really know what the point was of this exhibition except to wank a few egos. But then I am a hater.


The photograpaher for the exhibition - Niel Bedford (aka Keef Urban). What an idiot, nah actually I think Niel is a super hot pic taker and he makes me laugh. I love him really.



I met super celeb Steve Bryden!!!


I saw Kesh. She is a super uber celeb. I was too scared to try and meet her for reasons I won't reveal here.


On the way home I saw a couple of emo's at London Bridge. Look how soft and cute they look, awww.

have you seen her?

Please, come home safely x

chimabu goldu diggu rimjobu

Goldu is my homeboy.

tanjyoubi omedetou~

It was Toshi's birthday the other day. He got a little bit drunk.



Happy birthday bro!

back to BKK pt2

More from the city of Bangkok . . .



Charlie (crooked tongues) and BJ Betts discuss something boring with Mark Ward on the train.



Jeed got pissed off at 'Mos Burger'.



I took a night stroll by the river.





I met a nice girl...




Al's old and new Louis'.



Hello, I'm drunk and trying to operate a camera.



More pics over at crooked tongues news.