scratch perverts t-shirts

New scratch Perverts t-shirts. Designed by myself using skulls courtesy of Mysterious Al.

Tucker!

Kela!


Available soon!

freaky fabric friday

Last night, Friday the 13th, I played at Fabric alongside the Scratch Perverts, Martelo and Rusko. Lots of friends came down and we had such a laugh...


My fellow Mutant, Primecuts, giving it some wrist action...

Dj Plus One (getting an earful), Killa Kela and Diqwan le Chef...

The original Drum & Bass legend DJ GT and his lovely assistant. Oh and me going absolutley weird.

Killa Metal Chef. Total Playboyz...

With Mr Waynenoway at precisely 2:36am and 13 seconds...

Tony Vegas, happiest man alive...

Man about the House, Shawn - Fabric's mr No.1...

The happy couple :)

Yea that's right missy photographer, have some back at you!! x

All Kelly no Smelly...

The original billingshurst beatbox band...

Kels letting out a tricky one for the ladies...

Why take one bottle into the shower when you can take two...

Me proving that I just cannot act normally when cute girls come near me...

good night and good bite..


Big upz all who made it down, thanks for the support, I had a wicked time. Until next time!

dj magazine uk awards

Last night went to the 'DJ Magazine' uk awards thing at AKA/The End...

Best album - BENGA!! Best DJ - SKREAM!! Oi! Oi!

The duo getting all chequered out with an after ceremony set...


A little sip of success...


Best breakthrough DJ - RUSKO!!

Primecuts & Bengal on the rocky road to drunksville...

There is a lot going on in this picture...

A wicked night where dubstep dug it's claws in. Big up to Hijack, Skream, Benga, Plastician, El Diablo & Alix Pirez on the snapz.

beatdown brrrrap!

the beatdown is coming...

fabric

(sorry I almost forgot to write in this post! So lazy) Anyway err, what happened, oh yea, I went to Fabric with primecuts to check out Benga who was playing in room 3. I've never seen that room so packed in all my life. At one point there were those type of crowd surges you get at festivals and heavy metal gigs where you think you might end up on the floor and getting trampled on. Brilliant.





We then headed over to room 1 where Q-bert was entertaining about 10 people. Now don't get me wrong, Q-Bert is arguably one of the best scratch dj's in the world if not the best. He has contributed such a great deal to the evolution of turntable based music and I'm sure been an ispiration to every scratch DJ. Unfortunately time has moved on and Q-Bert hasn't. Putting on a 10 minute repeating beat and scratching over the top of it (no matter how technical and funky) just doesn't cut it anymore in a club.
Anyway, luckily the room filled out for the boys and they smashed it apart as usual with MC Wrec. I took a couple of pics to try out me new lens...


120% darkside justice.



One amusing moment of the evening was when myself and Primecuts were standing at the back of the room watching Q-Bert and a girl came up to him and asked 'Do you know if the Scratch Perverts are on next?'.
Little did she know she was actually asking a Scratch Pervert. Oh the funny drunken Fabric youth of today eh.

balloons, cake and fizzy pop

Last week I went with the Scratch Perverts and Al to a posh kids Birthday party. I don't know if it's really a good idea to have PERVERTS at a CHILDREN'S birthday party, but there you go. I say children, the birthday girl was 19. The SP's and myself were there to play some records and get really drunk. I managed to do the drunk bit quite well, actually we all got a bit smashed. Danger.
Good thing was, girls over 18 had to wear a band to show they were old enough to drink. Happy times.

Al and Jane 'Siesta' - Shanghai promoter and private party organiser extraordinairre.

The birthday girl and her pals.

Al couldn't handle it.

Tony Vegas tries to keep his eyes on the platters.

Yes mate, have another drink, it'll be alright!